We Believe In Broccoli and Ideas

Ok, besides just now I haven't updated this bad boy since 2008... But hey I've had a lot going on in my life like moving three times this year.. and getting ready for my first baby and ... my dog ate my homework etc etc etc. If any loyal Aerni fan is actually reading this WOW ! Thanks. You are my hero for being cool enough to actually care about another human being besides yourself. That's kind of rare these days ... Ok time for Strange stuff I saw this year...

1. A naked guy whacking it in the bushes at a nude beach for attention. (why I was at a nude beach..ehh... long story.)

2. Gay mormons with some very provocitive street signs ... mmmm street signs..

3. The spirit of my girlfriend's dead dad . r.i.p Chris. Love you. "and now you say geezz aerni I thought these were supposed to be funny.."

4. Fake zombies wiping real blood on statues and windows..
Or was it Real zombies wiping fake blood on statues and windows ?

5. A hippy guy's living room that was literally piled ceiling high with crap. I'm talking 14 feet high ceiling here chums . Ok got the mental picture ? Now imaging One urinating cat and a lot of pot and some old smelly records too. mmmm . I seem to be hungry.

6. Justin Aerni getting belligerent after only one pitcher of beer while watching The Labyrinth at the Baghdad.. shhh


7. Some guy trying to shank me because I looked at him wrong while he was crossing the street.
Gotta love Portland.



OK - Here's the real reason you're here. For the art! Don't lie. I've come to terms with it. :)
All of these Picture Links will take you to where you can buy it. Let me know what
you think. ~ a e r n i

A Monster Born With My Blood

You know I thought it would never happen but ..
That's right - I'm having a baby! A baby girl to be exact. She is going to be Frickin Awesome.
I can't wait to do some father daughter collabs. Here's a pic of my monster baby. So far.
She's still baking.

Fighting For Fiction + Monster Of Business

Hey Guys - Hows your summer? - I'm just chillin - Trying to stay cool- Gettin some paintings and projects done before winter. A couple of days ago I released my new book of Poetry and Art called "FIGHTING FOR FICTION." It's 58 pages of Creamy goodness if you know what I mean. You can buy it online at www.blurb.com or click the picture below. I hope everyone's being good and not dying of the dreaded heat stroke. bye I love yous. alls .. I mean it.

Oh Great Another Weirdo Shirt by Justin Aerni
Click the super awesome nova extreme makeover link below.

DARK EYED JACK

Hey yall.. Check it out. Tell me what you think. DARK EYED JACK IS ON EBAY NOW ! DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE !







HERE IS THE LINK TO THE EBAY AUCTION

Eye 24

April 11th is my 24th birthday. On that day hopefully I can eat some good Mexican food - hang out with my family and get a lot of artwork done. Lately I've been doing a lot of doll heads. The ideas seem to just come to me each day for a new one. Also thanks to all who have bought my art on Ebay! It really makes my world go round if you know what I mean. Thank you. In the next couple of months I hope to complete my graphic novel and complete my Poem Book. Below are some recent Aerni heads just created last week. Talk to you all laterz.

Crappy Hard Drive,,,

So I bought this hard drive about six months ago and now it has crapped out and all my movies and music are gone... again. It was called metal gear box. It looked retarded too. What a piece of Sh@T!! But in light of the recent BS I have created some awesome new art seen below. Please click the pictures for full size images. talk to you later.

AERNI SEE N SAY



MELT AWAY CREATE ANEW

Spokane

Well today I saw some kid - (drug dealer) get robbed and beaten in a parking lot. Three large men jumped out of a van and attacked him. The beating was very systematic. They quickly brought him to the cold concrete and took his wallet and what looked like a bag of something. I ran as quickly as possible to try and get the license plate of the white van but I was too late... By the time I got back to the scene of the crime the guy on the ground was gone. I guess he knew if the police got involved he would go to jail. I feel like their is this ongoing struggle in Spokane that I don't feel in any other city I go to or have ever been. A look and feeling of decay and negative energy. I can't quite put my finger on it but anyone who has ever lived here knows. Something dark - hidden from me in my childhood now penetrates my vision in every waking moment. Some have described Spokane as a Trap Door or a Black Hole. I've heard things like "Get out while your young before it's too late." Don't get me wrong there's definitely great things about this place. Secret quite places and beautiful decay that inspires me from day to day. Inspires my artwork , and makes me stronger.