ACCESS TO THE INTERNAL COMPONENTS (continued)

December 4th 2009. Sun sets at 4:45 pm.. walked in the dark for approx.10 minutes.
Turned off Pandora radio on phone so not to offend the soccer moms. Entered flu clinic. tried to think of new
painting ideas and titles. failed. secretly felt my own chest to see if I was
developing breast lumps. negative. will check again next week. hope to myself that I never develop bitch tits. looked at all the forced
smiles on the walls. think to myself one. two.. three... smile.
girlfriend clocks out from work and i am thinking about my un-born daughter amelie. take a bus to the rip-off bank. cash check.
walk across parking lot to overly excited beeping bank of america machine. deposit u.s
currencies into machine. machine counts u.s currencies and gives back card and receipt of balance. double check balance. eat some over expensive shit at safeway. come back home. watch some drool
on the tele. get bored fast. hug my sleeping girlfriend goodnight. walk around living room.
connect to internet.
write on this blog. think about you thinking about how dumb
this blog entree was and why you read the whole thing...

just kidding guys you know I love you.

"What Nightmares Are Made Of"
Available On Artsprojekt.com
Here Is The LINK





"PUKE A RAINBOW"
Available On Artsprojekt.com
Here Is The LINK



""YOU LET IT COME BETWEEN US""
Original Painting on Ebay Now.
Here is the LINK

Emerson Research Shows A Slow Decline In Sexual Performance...

A new shirt - A new Painting and a lot of self defecation.
Speaking of , I have two dogs , Penelope and Rupert but their secret spy
names are Penela-PeePee and Rupert the Poopert.
EXAMPLE see painting "Rupert uses Shampoopert."
So tonight I'm going to see that Christmas movie with the crazy
umm 3d. yeah the 3d glasses they give you. My friend watched that movie
drunk and it made him puke on himself in the theater... Poor him. That's all for now
folks. yehah ! If anyone is actually reading this my deepest condolences.







(Some New pic of me in the studio. Feel free to use any of these for your blog or
news articles. )











"ZOMBIE BAT"
Original T-Shirt by Justin Aerni
Get it Now on Artsprojekt.com
Click HERE.




"SEMORE"
Original Acrylic Painting with frame
On Ebay Now. Only $99.99
Here is the LINK.

It In Pineapple Of Slice A Has Smoothie Salmon My Sure Make

1:04 am December 2nd 2009 going on 2099. Age 25 going on 299.
From time to time I can take a decent picture on my phone. If you are bored and are able to take a break from your w.o.w game here is a link to my photos.
So click here.

Don't worry the "here" will take you to the www.twitpic.com website not some random midget riding dolphin porn site I promise. For those of you who got fired over the last couple of links in 2008 on my blog , you have no idea how sorry I am...
"james I hope the kids are doing ok"

So as promised Here's some new Aerni art n Stuff.






NEW AERNI SHIRTS !
CLICK ON THE SHIRTS BELOW TO BUY !

We All Bleed - T-Shirt Available on www.Artsprojekt.com

KILLER BEE - T-Shirt Available on www.Artsprojekt.com




"FOE"
Available On Ebay Now: Search my name : Justin Aerni.



Go to my website and look at
my pretty pictures :) ---> LINK

DISaRM ThE MINIONs

It's Christmas time again - That's Right! I bet you probably didn't know that haha, and that means I'm doing art commissions again. Here are the details - 8 by 11 inch paper - $50 - 20 by 16" canvas - $150 20 by 20" Canvas - $200 Aerni monster Sculptures - $50 - 100 depending on size and detail put in. Please email me... for additional sizes and details. I take paypal payment to : justinaerni@gmail.com

IN OTHER NEWS

Thanksgiving was really fun. My girlfriend and I went down to Dallas Oregon to spend it with her family. Good food . New friends. a lot of booze. Scary movies. (fourth kind) - which to my disappointment and dismay turned out to be completely fake + funny pictures taken by me in Salem..

"You Will Never See The Light Of Day Again" This piece is going to be in the upcoming show "The Devil Made Me Do It" , In the WWA Gallery (Culver city) CA. FEB.2010.

It Looks Like A Happy Meal With Wheels ...

V.. Key .." E " y
Stick A Needle in Your Eye
So
Hard
It makes YOU cry
V.. Key .. "E" y

Speaking of needles in your eye , here's my newest painting fresh out the studio and
available on Ebay Now. Here is a LINK to My ebay store.



BLUE BLOODS

Arabian Dog Breeders Strike It Big In Purgatory

Har har har , Your head in my jar. We shall sail so very far. I do not own a car. So meet me at the bar. Ill show you my new scar.(from my heat gun) Har Har Har

UPDATE FRIDAY NOVEMBER 13TH 2009 - 11:25 AM AND 15 SECONDS

New Shirt - New Art - New Brain
ALL MY SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE TO BUY AT www.ARTSPROJEKT.com - HERE IS THE LINK



Look at my pretty new shirt
DEATH BY COLOR


















(NEW PAINTING IN MY EBAY STORE)
BLOOD FIEND




(Yes It's true but you already knew)
CRAZY

Siamese Cats Hold Hands While They Dream

This weekend I am going to my old home town Spokane Washington. Why the hell would I ever go back to that god forsaken hole you ask ? For a twilight spoiled brat birthday celebration boy band bash with my little sister. There will be cake and alligator heads of many sizes.

Ok here's my new Aerni Trademark Shirt. If you click on the picture you will be taken ! Yes taken like that movie and I will have to go kill like 100 guys and shoot some french woman in the arm just to get you back. "cough" the pics take you to where you can buy. P.s. Also Look at my new Aerni monsters. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY FART AND SOUL. ~ a e r n i